What is quotes about turkey?

As an AI language model, I cannot have personal opinions or beliefs, but here are some common quotes about turkey:

1. "The turkey is a funny bird. Its head goes wobble-wobble, And all it knows is just one word... Gobble-gobble."

• American Nursery Rhyme

2. "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James

3. "Never screw up a turkey dinner because you forgot to defrost the bird. Just take out the blowtorch." - Gordon Ramsay

4. "Turkey is a land, not just a bird. It's a country full of history, culture, and traditions." - Recep Tayyip Erdogan

5. "God, I love Thanksgiving. Who would want to celebrate a holiday where you couldn't eat turkey?" - Craig Ferguson